LIL’ CAP’N CHAVEZ
(No, Andrew, we did not finally kill off that Chavez character for the sake of the film. We just put him in a coma. That way he's easier to resurrect when we can’t think of another storyline.)
News from the Captain:
Captain Chavez succesfully got the Saltwater Cowboy off the desert island and into a marina on the coast of Belize, where it will be easier to repair. He is returning to Houston with a bag full of boat parts for Christmas and New Years, then will continue as planned. Alright!
If you see him in the USA, be kind – he’s been alone on a desert island for weeks, eating fish and drinking straight rum, the poor guy.