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January 31, 2007

THE GOD BEARD, PART II

Fidel, the superman. He was just seen walking around with Venezuala’s Chavez, which makes me both happy and uncertain. Happy, because it means our project is still alive. Uncertain because all of my information was so certain that he was on his deathbed. This makes me question everything. Things in Cuba are strange and complex like this. We had a better lead than most, yet a week later, this dude is marching along with Chavez and drinking orange juice.

I suppose you can chalk it up to his superman complex—I’m starting to believe he just might be.

Castro up and talking in new Cuban video

January 30, 2007

RETURN OF CAPTAIN CANCUN

Mexico – we arrived in Isla Mujeres today, wandered through town, and found CAPTAIN CHAVEZ! You thought we had killed him off, you thought he was doomed on that deserted island in Belize, you thought he would never make it to Isla and back into the story but you, like us, were wrong!!!!

The Saltwater Cowboy looks pretty damn good.

We have a new crew member, Tom, who sailed with Capitan Chavez up from Belize, successfully, a 45 hour trip. This leg of the adventure is almost over, but next season, you will find out if the Saltwater Cowboy is really up to the test.

I am excited. Until then, Captain Chavez has decided to charter her out for day sails during Spring Break. Perhaps he has found his calling. Instead of Captain Chavez we will have to call him, Captain Cancun. [shout it like "Captain Caveman" to truly understand]

January 26, 2007

BIOGRAPHY

I found this in a biography of Fidel by Claudia Furiati:

“Al pasar por Houston (Texas), Fidel se encontró con Raúl Castro, que le esperaba para mantener una conversación privada. Era inminente una crisis en el Caribe. Un grupo de expedicionarios había sido capturado al desembarcar en las costas de Panamá con el plan de provocar una rebelión, y entre ellos había varios cubanos.”

That’s all it says about Texas, just one sentence in the life of Fidel. Hopefully we can prove that it deserves at least three or four sentences, perhaps even a full paragraph. That would make me happy.

January 22, 2007

The God Beard

Fidel has had three surgeries, and instead of following what the doctor told him, he decided to go his own way. The surgery would be life threatening to a man in his twenties, not to mention an 80 year old man who has lived a life of unparalleled stress. He believes he is a god, and does not need to do what the doctors say. The main doctor is currently under house arrest, and will likely be the fall guy if Fidel goes down.

Word is that he is confined to a bed, with tubes in him. He is not in a coma, but cannot communicate, as the wounds did not heal. He will die any day, perhaps any hour.

He had a surgery to remove a section of intestine, and had a replacement from China. It did not work. The second replacement, the one he currently has, is from Spain, and was the result of the recent surgery by the Spanish doctor. However, many people who have this surgery, need to have a piece of the intestine outside of the abdominal wall connecting to a bag which collects waste matter. Fidel refused this, believing he is different than the normal human, and that was his mistake.

When he is gone…

People will not go crazy here, they will not immediately embrace capitalism, and they will not freak out. They are prepared, and perhaps his prolonged sickness has eased the transition. Many people love Fidel, many hate him, all have a love/hate for him. It’s confusing, like most things here. Even getting an ice cream cone at the famous Coppelia is mind boggling. Those who will be happy when Fidel is gone will not show it, not even to their friends, because the fear that they could lose their job. All jobs here are run by the government, and if you lose your job, the pittance you are paid becomes nothing. We know one highly educated man who requested to go to the USA, and because of this they stripped him of his job – one that would earn him six figures in the US, but of course here he gets less than a taxi driver. They call it the inverted pyramid of socioeconomics. But now, he is not allowed to practice, simply because he requested to visit the USA, and must look for other sources of income.

People like him will most likely be happy to have the bearded one gone, however, the government is entrenched, and will change slowly, if at all.

January 19, 2007

SPUDS

Today we acquired a dog. He just followed us home, ten or fifteen blocks. I call him Spuds. So I let him come in and spend the night and have some food and water.

I had to get rid of him. Very sad. Hope Spuds makes his way in the world.

January 18, 2007

GOLDEN GLOBES

So how about some Golden Globe action up in Cuba. Oh, yeah! One of our friends has satellite tv—can’t tell you how—and he invited us to watch the Golden Globes. It was weird to see all the commercials again, and how pretty all those Hollywood stars looked. Big news when Babel won, because that’s from Inarritu, a Mexican director, therefore big in the Latin world. Beaty’s speech was interesting when he said he didn’t know how big he’d be worldwide because of the movie export, which as I’ve traveled I’ve come to regard as America’s most influential contribution, not because I’m in the industry, but that might play a part in it, but because everywhere I go people know movies and movies stars from the US. They are affected by the films, and some of them believe in the films as if they were real life. Movies are the world’s image of America.

I never thought I’d say it, but it was nice to see commercials again. I haven’t seen a commercial in two months.

More apropos was the news about Castro afterwards. It made me realize how no one knows what is going on. They interviewed people in little Havana, at the original Versailles restaurant on 8th street in Miami. So first off, the test group is biased. The two quotes were:

“They hide him, just like the soviets.”

“He’s probably already dead.”

No news there. I don’t see how they would get news, because no one here has a clue what is going on.

Univision reported that Castro’s sutures had not healed from his intestine surgery. This is not surprising, since older people have more difficulty healing.

And the Beegees. Cubans love the Beegees. When I had a beard, a number of Cubans told me I looked like a Gibb. Stayin’ Alive in Cuba,
Ed

January 17, 2007

BREAKFAST

Today for breakfast we are eating generic frosted flakes, orange soda, and coffee. I’d take a picture, but you don’t really want to see that, do you?

We hung out with Fiff and her grandson, Abdul, who prefers Apples to PCs.



January 15, 2007

TWO NIGHTS OF ENTERTAINMENT

Friday, Cuban Carlos Verera rocked the Karl Marx theater in Miramar. The show was full of people of all ages, but dominated by teenagers. The boys wore music shirts, Iron Maiden, John Mayer, and a couple David Beckhams. The girls were dressed in a more Urban Outfitters style, with funky hairstyles, often dyed, and that looked like something out of an alternative history. I’ll give the Cubans four stars for style.

Verera lays it out when he sings. He tells about the bad as well as the good and has been thrown in jail for it twice. This is where we have an advantage over Communism—we tend not to throw our musicians or artists in jail. Once we start to do that, we will lose our advantage.

Verera wears only black and sings about the downtrodden. Sound familiar? He certainly isn’t an MTV pretty musician. He is not skinny and he is not tall, and you would recognize him in the crowd if I told you to look for the gnome.

The concert opened on black and white videos of fascist soldiers marching while the band played a pumping, repetitive beat. Verera walked to stage, blessed the crowd by making a cross, then joined them. His voice is strong, but falters when he tries to bend out Dylan-esque syllables. The key is his words, which have a very folk, poetic quality and the audience knew them all. The girl behind us shouted every word to a couple slow songs, somewhat ruining the experience.

Searching for this cowboy hat his been practically impossible, yet the image behind Verera was prophetic. Hopefully….

Perhaps the most comical experience of the trip came when a lunatic spectator rushed the stage. He was a big guy with Carrot-top hair. On stage he turned to the audience and danced. Security ran to tackle him, and he fell out like a ragdoll, so they had to drag him by his hands and feet off the stage. A few seconds after the incident, the rear projection screens behind Verera showed silhouettes of security running after the loco backstage, then a quick scuffle. Hilarious.

It was nice, as Jack said, to listen to some non Salsa or Son or Reaggaton music for once.

We continued this the second night at the National Ballet.

We attended the ballet for free because our Cuban friend has ballet connections, but Cubans normally pay 15 Cuban pesos, and tourists pay 15 convertibles. This is a difference of about $14.40. Getting tickets isn’t easy, through, as there is no ticket booth, and people have to deal with a strange guy who works in the book store. Luckily we didn’t have to figure anything out that time.

The theater is world class, with four or five levels above the floor. The red chairs were almost full with smartly dressed Cubans and half-ass dressed tourists. We saw three different shows. A single dancer, two dances, and a finale of seven dancers, doing a bawdy, cliffnotes, interpretation of Carmen. In a country where everyone can dance, it goes without saying that Cuban ballet is good. They danced to speakers and modern music, except for Carmen. The second chapter was interesting, with the two men interpreting a dance about a businessman struggling to carry his briefcase—the other dancer—to work, then struggling at work, then struggling to leave. By the end, his briefcase bests him, and he becomes the briefcase.

The ballet audience was more informal than one you might see in Houston or Chicago, but many of the girls did have fancy shoes, dresses, and accessories. I still can’t figure out how the Cubans are able to dress like they do. They dress far better than people in Central America, and far far better than the Chinese, who profess the same governmental system yet have a far better economy than the Cubans. Yet, in a crowd, the Cuban will stand out.

January 14, 2007

MUSEUM OF THE REVOLUTION

Jack has a famous birthday here, whenever Cubans hear what it is they laugh and shout revolution! July 26th, you see, is like their July 4th.

This banner is at the Museum of the Revolution, which chronicles the obvious with abundant information, however spotty or untrue that information sometimes seems—the museum contradicts itself in areas and tends to gloss over incidents like the Cuban Missile Crisis—but the amount of information and interesting photos makes it worthwhile.

Hats! Camilo Cienfuegos’ hat and Che’s beret.

Also, the typewriter Herbert Matthews used in his famous guerilla interview with Castro for the New York Times. A very pro-Castro article, as many Americans were pro-Castro in those days before he declared the socialist nature of his revolution.

Speaking of Fidel, he oddly looks like Jack in the below picture.

Last night we reunited with Magdiel. He and Asori and another guy where having a show of some of their experimental film in the lobby of a hotel in Miramar. It was a real art show, complete with people standing around ignoring the art in favor of the alcohol, which was brought around by a waiter. The film was being shown on flatscreen tvs, of which there were maybe six or seven all along one side of the wall. The building could have easily been in the states.

Afterwards we went with Magdiel and his girlfriend to the Gato Tuerto (one eyed cat), for a couple beers. It looked like a cool place, but we were too early for the show. Then we went to a place called Turf, like the good old Turf tavern where I worked in Oxford. It was actually a real bar, unlike anything we’ve seen so far. They played music and not just salsa. They played Madonna, the Police, Michael Jackson, and the Cubans had no trouble switching up their dance styles. It was located next to a student dorm for the University of Havana.

January 13, 2007

INVESTIGATOR OF RICE

We met with the rice researcher. He had not heard of Blue Ribbon, but did know quite a bit about the rice industry in the US, and had in fact visited Beaumont, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Sacramento California, which is apparently a big rice producer. He was more on the research of agriculture than the business side, which is perhaps why he didn’t know. Funny thing – the researcher has a chauffeur but not a telephone, so he gave us his chauffeur’s home phone in case we need to get in touch.

Then we went to Lazaro and Christina’s for Red Snapper, or Pargo, as they call it here. It was tasty.

January 12, 2007

CUBA AND THE FUTURE

Today for breakfast, I am eating frosted flakes, orange soda, and coffee. It is quite scrumptious.

An online article from a US paper says young Cuban-Americans are becoming more liberal in their view towards Cuba / US relations. By “liberal,” the journalist means that they want to share cultures and open up the trading between the countries...


Many Cubans have a long lost uncle or niece living in Miami or New York, and others remember a time long gone. As one older engineer says, “Once the majority of tourists here were Americans, and many Cubans went to America—the trip was only 29 pesos to Miami—but now, there are hardly any at all.” It’s true, we have met very few Americans. Other than ones who are on authorized business, the only American we saw—entirely random—was a friend of mine from Texas. It’s nice to have so few Americans around, since they are ubiquitous everywhere else in the world. The funny thing is that the hustlers always try to guess where we are from, and never say America. They say Australia, Switzerland, Sweden, Spain, but never America. This is one refreshing aspect of the gap.

“In America,” another Cuban father told us, “there is more opportunity for people, no matter where they come from.”

Cubans worry about the Miami Cubans. These are the conservative types who are the parents of the liberals the above article discusses. Cubans here believe that, as soon as the blockade is over and Fidel is gone, the Miami Cubans will come take over with their own government and reclaim all the land and houses.

Perhaps that is their dream or intention, but I doubt their ability. Those wish to do that are the old guard. The Cubans who came to Miami in the fifties, and even the seventies and eighties, are old and have children born in the US. They are established. Why would they return and start all over again, again? My cousin has three kids with a girl of Miami Cuban heritage. They are both lawyers and live in north Florida. They aren’t going to give up their lives in the States to come rebuild this torn country. Anyone in this position, who is a community builder, is building a community in the USA. The best, but understandably difficult idea, is to forget the past, and go forward with an open future.

January 11, 2007

iGIMME SOME SUGAR!

With a guest coming over, we ran out of sugar. This is a situation, because Cubans like coffee in their sugar. Cuban coffee is some of the sweetest, strongest coffee available. Order an American coffee here and they will look at you like you ordered a milkshake at a biker bar. So began the hunt for sugar.

“Azucar,” I asked at a market. The sent me to a bodega. “Azucar,” I asked there. No. Six places later and nobody had sugar. This is Cuba, the land of sugar, which makes rum, which makes mojitos, which makes more Cubans. Hershey used to have a large factory here, and the sugar cane harvesting time is a national event. But nobody has sugar, and if even if we found it, it would be from the “bolsa negro,” the black market.

What we get in the States, refined sugar or, white sugar, is more expensive here. They have raw sugar, which ironically is in style in the US coffee craze, so more expensive there. Each family gets a bit of sugar on their ration card, but not much. Nothing on the ration card could support the diet of one person, let alone an entire family, and each family gets one ration book, whether they are three or thirteen. And don’t expect meat, especially cow meat, which is reserved for the tourist restaurants and paladars - prohibitively expensive to Cubans.

In the end, we actually borrowed a cup of sugar from our neighbors.


January 8, 2007

I DO PRACTICE SANTERÍA

I’ve shot birds with my grandfather before, and I accidentally drove over a sheep in Iceland, sending him hurtling off the road into the volcanic rock, but I’ve never been so close to killing an animal on purpose as we were today. I am still covered with feathers and chicken blood.

Some people might say, well, if they eat the chicken then I guess it’s ok. But they don’t eat the chicken. “We put it on the corner of an intersection,” says Osvaldo, 30, the Santaria priest, “for cleanliness.” This seems counterintuitive, throwing a dead bird on the sidewalk to clean it. Among the other diseases birds carry, the recent “bird flu” comes to mind. Which brings up the question, listen to the science, or believe in the magic?

The chicken was oddly peaceful throughout the affair, which I will refrain from describing in detail because you might stop reading and I don’t’ want to spoil the film. Though we will not be able to appease the animal rights activists by putting, “no chickens were harmed during the making of this film,” because one chicken was. Harmed to death. But this is their belief, so in this case, siding with the animal rights activists is small minded and ethnocentric. Though you do have to draw the line somewhere, as one cannot help but be disturbed by the clitoral removal surgeries in certain cultures. Personally, I draw the line somewhere between chicken and clitoris, closer to the chicken side.

The Priest chanted in rapid Spanish, I couldn’t quite understand what he was doing, but it sounded like he was stating one of those chain of decedents, “so and so begot so and so begot so and so etc.” He lit candles and spoke with the gods, of which there are four main ones. He spoke with his main god, and threw four little coconut discs, cut from a coconut. Depending if how many landed with the white meat part up versus the brown wood part was the god’s response.

“The gods will not put things in your hands,” his wife said, “but they can lead you in the right direction.”

The ritual we did was to ask the spirits for help with our project. Did it help, well, today, one day later, we found help from a rice historian, and a woman who ran the national archives here in Havana for 38 years - a self labeled “raton archivo,” or, “archive rat.” These are hopeful breakthroughs after a bit of a drought. I’m not saying they are because of the ritual, but the timing is interesting, no?

I won’t tell you what became of the ritual, because that would also be a film spoiler. All I will say is that it was very surprising, even goose bump raising. Below Jack and I pose with our Santería hats on.

My saint/god Yemaya, who is the mother of the ocean, supposedly a very powerful god and many of her followers become Santeria priests as well. I don’t think that will happen anytime soon, but some of the rules for followers of this god were interesting. The first was that I cannot eat dog. That made me cheer internally, since I already have that rule so therefore wasn’t losing much of my freedom. Unless it was hot dog, which would be disappointing since I do enjoy a Dodger Dog at the game (Houstonians, what happened to Dome Dogs?) Another rule was don’t tell everyone my secrets, hold it to myself. That sounds fine, though I am telling you, reader, everything, so don’t repeat it. A third rule was that I am not allowed to start a war with people who live on the other side of the river, which I am totally cool with as well.

Many more Cubans than one might think practice one of these religions, which are all rooted in an African, Catholic marriage. Each African god corresponds to a catholic saint, yet Santeria is considered polytheistic. There is a large Santeria population in New Orleans, some call it voodoo, and those who wear all white are priests of this religion. Though you have to make sure they are not witch priests, who practice the black magic and curse people. Like anything there is good and bad. Eventually, it is said, those priest who practice it for things like making money will eventually have all that evil energy turned back on them. I wonder if we have that belief for all those preachers in the US who are banking on money from their congregations, pressing down the gas pedals of their Rolls Royces with their crocodile shoes.

January 6, 2007

INOVATION AND JOGGING

We refilled a lighter today. A guy sits behind a tiny table on the sidewalk and fixes them. He charges three pesos (about 12 cents). He uses a nail, insecticide, and a knife. Ah, Cuba. It’s a country of McGuyvers. Another guy told me about a time his car broke down because it couldn’t suck gas from the tank, so he put gas in a water bottle, then ran the hose to it, then held the bottle outside the window while he drove.

I went for a jog on the Malecón today. From Centro Havana, over to Vedado and the National Hotel back to where the Prado starts. The sun was setting, and I wasn’t the only jogger out there, but it didn’t stop the girls from hissing and whistling. Not that I am special, they do this for fat Germans also, but it did seem to boost my jogging ability. Not only do you have their own peanut crowd, but if you stop, you have to deal with the hustlers and the hoes. They really are going to dig me in my new ride…


January 5, 2007

PAPERWORK

The visa renewal process has taken days. Yesterday, we waited for six hours in the sun of Old Havana outside an ornate building with all the windows busted out. It’s the immigration office and we were with the throng of tourists, locals, and in-betweeners waiting to go inside. At the nearby Plaza de Armas, I saw Kafka’s book, The Trial, in the street vendor stalls, and it sent a shudder down my spine.

Honduras was ridiculous with paperwork, but Cuba brings entire new stratospheres of forms and hoops and signatures and redundancy. It was so redundant, she used a separate glue to apply pre-glued stamps!

This is due to the politics behind the system, and now the US is heading in that direction (at least in the excessive paperwork department). We will soon need our passports when we go to Mexico. Why? The Mexicans don’t care if we just take a driver’s license and birth certificate – why are we adding rules to ourselves? Maybe we should just build a big wall of fire and if you can walk through it without getting burned you will be rewarded with a margarita. If you get burned, I suppose you were a witch, or Islamic. Or an Islamic witch. Wait a sec, don’t they both wear black cloaks? Someone should check into that.

Joking aside, sometimes the parallels are thought-provoking. For example, the photos below - the first is an old propaganda photo from Cuba, and the second a photo of a building mural in Los Angeles only a few years ago:

January 3, 2007

THE SPECTACULAR SPECTACLE

Last night I fell in love, danced on stage, got ripped off, and woke up to find my visa expired. What a night that I must pay for today, like I took out a happiness loan, and now owe exorbitant interest.

We were invited to a fancy Cuban spectacle. The big band jammed traditional Cuban tunes (a.k.a. Buena Vista Social Club for the tourists), and then the dancing girls put on a salsa display. One came into the crowd, and a second after I told Jack I would die if she picked me, her pretty hand descended below my head, she smiled, and there was no way I could say no. I went on stage and danced, trying my best, probably looking like a robot with all these rubber women. The girls were pretty, wore few clothes, and looking out over them from stage, a thought occurred to me. Communism, no matter how noble those are who attempt it, will never work because one girl is more beautiful than the next.

Fifi received a letter from the five prisoners in the US that Rolando’s film was about. That’s amazing. Here’s a blurry picture of her singing with her daughter and granddaughter.

With her granddaughter, the letter from the prisoner in her granddaughter’s purse, which she holds.

And Mabel, our salsa instructor, with her husband, Osvaldo, a Yoruba Santeria priest. I will explain more about that later, after the sacrifice.


January 2, 2007

RECIPE FOR A CUBAN NEW YEAR

For a Feliz Año Nuevo Cuban style, apply the following to your New Year’s party.

Start with the obligatory beans, yucca, rum, and beer. Add an entire leg of a pig, called lechón asado. Add a desert called Turron.

And…

At midnight, the cannons will start going off at the castle. Twenty one thundering detonations registering deep in your chest. Why don’t we have cannons, people?

Start pouring water off the balcony (which you will have gotten ready beforehand)
This rids all the bad stuff from last year.

Then ring the bell. Pass it around. (I know bells are fun, but don’t get greedy like this guy)

While the bell goes around, shake the men’s hands and kiss the girls, saying, “¡Felicidades!”

Then dance until your toes go gangrene. That’s a Cuban New Year.

January 1, 2007

Feliz Ano Nuevo!

Jan 1st

Happy New Year from Havana!!! I feel like it will be a revolutionary year.